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new drops This Dishwasher Brand is Getting SH*T on More Than Your Uncle Gary's 'Famous' Brussels Sprouts

This Dishwasher Brand is Getting SH*T on More Than Your Uncle Gary's 'Famous' Brussels Sprouts

We all have kitchen appliances that are basically members of the family, right? But apparently, some dishwashers are so bad, they're making people wish they'd just stuck to hand-washing. Buckle up, buttercups.

Dex Holloway 2026-04-09 4 min read
new drops Forget Your Grandma's Bland Flapjacks: We Ranked the Blueberry Pancake Game, From 'Meh' to 'Motherlode'

Forget Your Grandma's Bland Flapjacks: We Ranked the Blueberry Pancake Game, From 'Meh' to 'Motherlode'

Are you tired of sad, bruised blueberries drowning in mediocrity? We dove headfirst into a mountainous stack of chain restaurant blueberry pancakes to find the real gems. Your breakfast is about to get a whole lot more exciting (and potentially glittery).

Dex Holloway 2026-04-09 5 min read
new drops Sheetz: The Gas Station Chain That's Low-Key a Culinary Godsend (And We've Got the Receipts)

Sheetz: The Gas Station Chain That's Low-Key a Culinary Godsend (And We've Got the Receipts)

Forget fancy Michelin stars. Sometimes, the most profound food experiences happen under fluorescent lights. We’re talking about Sheetz, baby, and you can bet your bottom dollar we’re diving deep into the greasy, glorious, and surprisingly complex menu that’s got everyone from road-trippers to late-night deviants singing its praises.

Dex Holloway 2026-04-09 4 min read
new drops Willie Nelson Ain't Sippin' Anymore, But His Beer Legacy Still Slaps

Willie Nelson Ain't Sippin' Anymore, But His Beer Legacy Still Slaps

Turns out your heroes don't need to be drinking to leave a lasting boozy impression. We're talking about Willie Nelson, folks, and the two beers that still have his name all over them, even if he's traded hops for hula hoops (kidding... mostly).

Dex Holloway 2026-04-08 3 min read
new drops Forget Your Sad Desk Lunch: Kimchi Tuna Melts Are the Spicy, Cheesy Intervention You Deserve

Forget Your Sad Desk Lunch: Kimchi Tuna Melts Are the Spicy, Cheesy Intervention You Deserve

Tired of the same old sad tuna sandwich? We're about to drop some fermented Korean fire onto your lunch game. Get ready for a flavor explosion that'll make your taste buds do a goddamn happy dance.

Dex Holloway 2026-04-08 3 min read
new drops Forget Your Existential Dread, 'Sad Cake' Is Here to Ruin Your Diet (In the Best Way)

Forget Your Existential Dread, 'Sad Cake' Is Here to Ruin Your Diet (In the Best Way)

We've all got that one dessert that makes us question our life choices. Turns out, this one’s got a name to match, and trust us, it’s anything but depressing.

Dex Holloway 2026-04-08 3 min read
new drops Sushi Can Suck It: Why Gimbap Deserves Your Undying Love (and Stomach Space)

Sushi Can Suck It: Why Gimbap Deserves Your Undying Love (and Stomach Space)

We've all been there: scrolling through Instagram, drooling over meticulously plated sushi, only to feel that familiar gnawing guilt. But what if we told you there's a more satisfying, more forgiving, and frankly, more FUN seaweed-wrapped rice roll out there? Get ready to bow down to the mighty gimbap.

Dex Holloway 2026-04-07 3 min read
new drops Chicago's Newest Spot Is Your One-Stop Shop for All Craze Nights (No More FOMO)

Chicago's Newest Spot Is Your One-Stop Shop for All Craze Nights (No More FOMO)

Forget dress codes and agonizing over reservations. This Logan Square newcomer is serving up good vibes and even better eats for literally any mood you're in.

Dex Holloway 2026-04-06 3 min read
new drops Chicago's Bar Scene Just Got a Bloody Mary Upgrade You Didn't Know You Needed

Chicago's Bar Scene Just Got a Bloody Mary Upgrade You Didn't Know You Needed

Forget your sad desk lunch. We're diving headfirst into a new Chicago bar that's churning out cocktails so good, they'll make you question all your life choices (in the best way possible).

Dex Holloway 2026-04-06 4 min read
new drops Aldi's Secret Empire: The Freaky Food Giants Slanging Your Fave Cheapo Snacks

Aldi's Secret Empire: The Freaky Food Giants Slanging Your Fave Cheapo Snacks

Think those cheap-as-hell Aldi snacks are made by tiny elves in a magical forest? Think again. We're spilling the tea on the legit food conglomerates cashing in on your grocery bill.

Dex Holloway 2026-04-05 5 min read
new drops Inside the New Wave of Ghost Pepper Snacks Burning Up Store Shelves

Inside the New Wave of Ghost Pepper Snacks Burning Up Store Shelves

Every chip brand is chasing the dragon of extreme heat. We tried 9 of the latest ghost pepper launches so your mouth doesn't have to.

Dex Holloway 2026-04-03 5 min read

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